⟼ Hand-Fetish-Projects® is an independent studio that creates things specifically for people who are obsessed with the eccentric elegance of objects and drawn to subjects that most would overlook◼︎
⟼ Its spirit is singular — off-standard. Its method is singular too — intuitive. Because of that, it can’t be contained in a single format. The studio works across three main lines: mixed-media works (one-of-a-kind pieces or hand-finished multiples), signed prints by the artist, and everyday objects with an “art” sensibility◼︎
⟼no man steps in the same river twice
⟼no niche art studio produces the same artifact twice {free worldwide shipping $35+}
The Donald Trump '45' phenomenon
HFP® presents the Trump Collection not as propaganda, but as a study of a polarized zeitgeist. We are fascinated by the friction he generates—specifically his unfiltered stance on power and gender dynamics. It is a raw energy that has come to define the modern frequency. Whether he’s your hero or your headache, the ideology is too potent to be ignored.
WHY DOES IT DISAPPEAR?
This collection is tied to the ticking clock of the era. As his term approaches its definitive conclusion, we are closing the window on these relics. Furthermore, 50% of the original bottle run was "swallowed" by the US Warehouse—a fittingly turbulent end for a collection born from controversy. Fewer than 100 units survive from the 300-piece archive. Never restocked.
Matisse vs. Algorithm
This water bottle is a visual anomaly. The graphics are a reimagining of Matisse’s The Dance, stripped of its classical dignity and replaced with feline hysteria. To complete this synthetic experiment, every line of verse printed on the vessel was hallucinated by ChatGPT—AI attempting to simulate human warmth through algorithmically "sweet" poetry.
WHY IT DISAPPEARS?
Let’s be clear—this is god-damn cute. It is so aesthetically sugary and filled with hyper-graphics that it threatens the sensual core of the HFP®. Because this bottle is so fundamentally Off-Brand, it is an exile. We are purging this level of saccharine sentiment from our future blueprints to protect our brand integrity. With barely 100 units remaining, this is a one-time glitch we are allowing you to own before we correct the system. It will never be restocked. Ever.
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